My girlfriend gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.
So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she’s sangria then ever.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Wine Puns
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.