My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me.
I had some pretty big shoes to fill.
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Welcome to the light-hearted world of wife humor, where laughter and love go hand in hand!
Today, we’re celebrating the joys and quirks of married life with a delightful collection of jokes dedicated to our better halves.
From witty quips about everyday married life to playful anecdotes about husband-wife dynamics, this list is a heartwarming tribute to the strong and loving bond shared between spouses.
Whether you’re a husband looking to share a chuckle with your wife or simply enjoy a good laugh, these jokes are sure to resonate with anyone who’s experienced the joys and occasional challenges of married life.
So, put on your wedding ring, share a smile with your sweetheart, and join us on a laughter-filled journey through our list of wife jokes that will have you appreciating the love and laughter that come with the territory of being married!
I had some pretty big shoes to fill.
I’m sitting on the fence.
It means the world to her.
Suddenly my wife flashed before my eyes.
She made the first move.
Luckily, I was the one facing the TV.
I’ve had a lot on my plate recently.
I had some pretty big shoes to fill.
It’s a matter of wife or death.
I was so shocked I nearly choked on my toenails.
I said “OK, I’ll give it arrest!”
But I know I can win her back.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
That’s crazy, I didn’t even know it was her birthday.
I shrugged and replied, “yeah, it’s growing on me.”
My wife flashed before my eyes.
Me: “That’s a relief. I didn’t like this one either.”
We bonded immediately.
Well, toucan play at that game.