A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says…
“Five beers, please.”
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Walks Into A Bar Jokes
A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a lawyer, and a doctor walk into a bar.
The bartender takes one look at them and says, “What is this? A joke?”
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
Things got tense.
A teacher walks into a bar and asks “Can I have a beer?”
The bartender says “I don’t know, CAN YOU?”
The man who invented auto correct walks into a barn.
He orders a bear.
A guy walks into a bar…
And is immediately disqualified from the limbo contest.
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini.
The bartender says, “Olive or Twist?”
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”
A giraffe walks into a bar.
“Sorry,” says the bartender, “We don’t serve Heineken here.”
An ego and a superego walk into a bar.
The bartender asks for their id.
A chicken and and egg walk into a bar.
The bartender comes in from the back and says, “Who came first?”
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
The bartender shows them the door and says “We don’t serve your type.”
Eminem walks into a bar and orders a round of shots.
The bartender says “You only get one shot.”
A king and queen walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, you’re not 21.”
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “What do you want?” The man says, “Oh, just some fruit punch.”
The bartender sighs and shakes his head, “If you want punch, you’re gonna have to wait in line.” The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
Bono and The Edge walk into a bar.
The bartender says “Oh no! Not U2 again!”
A golden nugget walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “AU, get outta here!”
Platypus walks into Duck’s bar. He finishes his drink and Duck gives him the check.
Duck billed Platypus.