Someone once told me that it’s impossible to make puns about vegetables.
I said that’s not nececelery true.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Vegetable Jokes
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
Never tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
What did the carrot say to the romaine during church?
Lettuce pray.