What insect has the highest cholesterol?
A butterfly!
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Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Ultimate Dad Jokes
What’s worse than an alligator with toothache?
A centipede with athlete’s foot!
Spent the weekend childproofing the house.
But somehow they got back in. 🤷🏻♂️
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.
Why was the mathematician banned from the forest?
He was caught taking natural logs.
Why was Cinderella bad at football?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
Why did the sad ghost use an elevator?
To lift his spirits.
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts group.
I see a lot of new faces here today.
I just found out my girlfriend is actually a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
A poltrygeist!
I asked my boss for a raise because 3 companies are after me. He asked me which ones?
I replied, “Gas, water and electric.”