What’s the difference between retail workers and turkeys?
We let the turkey rest on Thanksgiving.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Thanksgiving Jokes
Why was the turkey put in jail?
The police suspected fowl play.
My family asked me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes.
But I can’t quit cold turkey.
An argument erupts during Thanksgiving dinner.
Wife: *Whispers to me*
“Don’t start taking sides this time.”
Me: *Sliding roast potatoes in pocket*
“Why not? They’re too busy yelling to notice.”