Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Teeth Jokes
My dental hygienist recently won the local ‘Best Teeth Cleaning’ award.
She keeps the plaque on her desk.
Dentists always ask dumb questions like “When’s the last time you flossed?”
Like man, you were there!
What’s a dentist’s favorite time of the day?
Tooth-hurty.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I’ll fill you in when I get back.
What did the judge say to the dentist when he had a toothache?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Why did the iPhone go to the dentist?
It had a blue tooth.
What do you call a bear without teeth?
A gummy bear!