A shark can swim faster than a human, but a human can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon it comes down to who’s the better cyclist.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Swimming Jokes
A man knocked on my door the other day asking for a donation for the local swimming pool.
So I gave him a glass of water.
You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water.
If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant
Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
He was too far out, man.
What do you call an underwater dog?
A subwoofer.