What’s the difference between a bowl of wilted lettuce and a depressing song?
One is a bad salad and the other is a sad ballad.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Song Puns
I was playing Bonopoly earlier.
It’s like Monopoly but where the streets have no name.
Why was Billy Joel’s laundry still wet?
He didn’t start the dryer.
I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.