The other day I walked past the lead singer of R.E.M.
I thought that I heard him laughing.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Song Jokes
What’s the difference between a bowl of wilted lettuce and a depressing song?
One is a bad salad and the other is a sad ballad.
I’m writing a song about getting my door lock replaced.
There’s a key change at the end.
I got a text saying that I won my choice of $100 cash or tickets to an Elvis Presley tribute act.
They said to press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.
Billy Joel is not responsible for mapping the Hobbit homeland.
He didn’t chart the Shire.
I was playing Bonopoly earlier.
It’s like Monopoly but where the streets have no name.
Why was Billy Joel’s laundry still wet?
He didn’t start the dryer.