The Mediocre Joker

Welcome to the dad-a-base

The Mediocre Joker

Welcome to the dad-a-base

Shower Thoughts

Shower Thoughts

Saturday morning cartoons were not for kids. They were for parents trying to sleep in.

Cartoon Jokes / Jokes About Kids / Morning Jokes / Saturday Jokes / Sleep Jokes / Sleeping Jokes

Shower Thoughts

Eye drops are technically blinker fluid.

Blinker Fluid Jokes / Car Jokes / Eye Jokes / Eyesight Jokes / Human Body Jokes

Shower Thoughts

A pizza is just a real-time pie chart explaining how much pizza is left.

Funny Pizza Jokes / Graph Jokes / Graphing Jokes / Pie Chart Jokes / Pie Jokes / Pizza Jokes

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Forty is the only number that’s in alphabetical order.

Alphabet Jokes / For Jokes / Letter Jokes / Number Jokes

Shower Thoughts

Dentists always ask dumb questions like “When’s the last time you flossed?”

Like man, you were there!

Dentist Jokes / Teeth Jokes / Tooth Jokes

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Cut too many corners and you end up going in circles.

Circle Jokes / Geometry Jokes / Shape Jokes

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In Toy Story, it must be pure agony to exist as an unassembled lego set.

Disney Jokes / Lego Jokes / Toy Jokes / Toy Story Jokes

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Referring to Mario and Luigi as the Mario Brothers is really disrespectful to Luigi.

Mario Jokes / Nintendo Jokes / Super Mario Jokes

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Being an introvert is basically liking your friends but wanting them to leave at the same time.

Introvert Jokes / Introvert Quotes

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Sausages are just hot dogs with dad bods.

Dad Bod Quotes / Hot Dog Jokes / Jokes About Food / Sausage Jokes

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Our two most standard ice cream flavors are beans.

Bean Jokes / Ice Cream Jokes

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High calorie craft beers and dad bods reached their popularity peak at the same time.

Dad Bod Jokes / Dad Bod Quotes / Jokes About Beer