A shark can swim faster than a human, but a human can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon it comes down to who’s the better cyclist.
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So in a triathlon it comes down to who’s the better cyclist.
They just take the money and run.
Nothing, they fast.
Let me know if you wanna take a quick gander.
Apparently he’s been using performance enhancing rugs.
He knew a short cut.
I knew I was lost when I crossed the Finnish line.