The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Quotes About Getting Old
Did you hear the joke about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
Neither did he.
I don’t have a “dad bod.”
I like to refer to it as a “father figure.”
Shout out to my grandma.
That’s the only way she’ll hear you.
My friends say I’m getting fat, but in my defense…
I’ve had a lot on my plate recently.
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.
Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
Neither did he.
At his birthday party, a man who just turned 103 was asked if he thought he’d be around for his 104th birthday.
“I certainly do,” he replied. “Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104.”
She leaned over and said, “I love your dad bod.”
I shrugged and replied, “yeah, it’s growing on me.”