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Pumpkin Puns
Welcome to the pumpkin patch of humor, where laughter and pumpkins collide!
Today, we’re diving into a delightful collection of jokes dedicated to those plump, orange symbols of the fall season.
From clever puns about pumpkin spice to playful quips about pumpkin carving, this list is a harvest of comedic delights that will have you chuckling in no time.
Whether you’re a pumpkin enthusiast or just enjoy a good laugh, these jokes are sure to add a touch of autumn joy to your day.
So, grab a warm mug of cider, cozy up, and join us on a laughter-filled journey through our list of pumpkin jokes that will leave you grinning like a carved pumpkin on Halloween night!
How do you fix a broken gourd?
With a pumpkin patch.
Did you hear about the nervous jack o’ lantern?
It had no guts.
What do you call a fat jack-o-lantern?
A plumpkin!
Why was Cinderella bad at football?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.