Currently on a long-distance flight and the only meal options are white meat chicken or German sausage.
Unfortunately I’m in the last row, so I’m hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Poultry Puns
Why was the turkey put in jail?
The police suspected fowl play.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
A poltrygeist!