When I noticed my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Police Jokes
After committing theft and arson, a psychic gnome is on the run from authorities.
In other words, there is a small medium at large.
Did you hear about the gnome cop?
He works in lawn enforcement.
Why was the turkey put in jail?
The police suspected fowl play.
My wife has asked me to stop making police puns.
I said “OK, I’ll give it arrest!”
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Did you hear they arrested the devil?
They got him on possession.