I’ve decided I want a pet termite. I’m going to call him Clint.
Clint Eats wood.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Pet Puns
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “How to drive this thing?”
I have a pet tree.
It’s like having a pet dog except the bark is quieter.
My cat is sick.
He doesn’t seem to be feline well.
Where do dogs go after losing their tail?
The re-tail store!
My pet mouse, Elvis, died last night.
He was caught in a trap.
What’s a cat’s favorite TV show?
Claw and Order
I threw a ball for my dog.
It’s a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a tuxedo.
When I was a kid, we bought a dog from a blacksmith.
As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
My neighbor brags that his dog can bring a ball back from nearly half a mile away.
It sounds a bit far-fetched to me.