My son asked if I was named after my dad.
I said, “Of course I was, he was born many years before me.”
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Parenting Quotes & Memes
My son wanted to know what it was like to be a parent.
So I woke him at 2am to tell him my sock came off.
I’d never let my children go to the orchestra.
There’s just too much sax and violins.
Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you.
“Push” and “pull.”
I am trying to teach my son chess but he struggles with the castles.
He keeps making rookie mistakes.
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Me: “That’s a relief. I didn’t like this one either.”