My son wanted to know what it was like to be a parent.
So I woke him at 2am to tell him my sock came off.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Parenting Jokes
I stubbed my toe and got scolded by my parents for yelling “What the duck.”
They were angry that I used fowl language.
When Chuck Norris went off to college, he looked his dad in the eyes and said:
“You’re the man of the house now.”
I am trying to teach my son chess but he struggles with the castles.
He keeps making rookie mistakes.
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Me: “That’s a relief. I didn’t like this one either.”