The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Number Jokes
I got in a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.
The odds were against me.
Dad jokes leave me numb.
But math jokes leave me number.
Why are your fingers the most reliable part of the body?
You can always count on them.
My friend asked me to help round up his 47 cows.
“Sure,” I said, “50”
How do you make the number one disappear?
You just add a G and it’s gone.
85% of Americans don’t even know how to do basic math.
Thankfully, I’m part of the other 25%.
How do 37 mathematicians board a bus with only 36 seats?
They carry the one.
What did the zero say to the eight?
“That belt looks good on you!”
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.
The odds were against me.