What’s the difference between a bowl of wilted lettuce and a depressing song?
One is a bad salad and the other is a sad ballad.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Lettuce Puns
This morning in the supermarket, a woman tried to steal lettuce, mayo, anchovies, parmesan and croutons.
As she ran away I shouted: “Seize her salad!”
What did the carrot say to the romaine during church?
Lettuce pray.