The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Jokes For Kids
Why is Waldo’s shirt striped?
He doesn’t want to be spotted.
I don’t always tell dad jokes.
But when I do, he laughs.
What do you call a bear without teeth?
A gummy bear!
How can you tell when your clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly!
What’s better than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee!
Why was the large cat disqualified from the race?
Because it was a cheetah.
My friend asked me to help round up his 47 cows.
“Sure,” I said, “50”
What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?
French flies!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
I threw a ball for my dog.
It’s a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a tuxedo.