The other day I walked past the lead singer of R.E.M.
I thought that I heard him laughing.
The Mediocre Joker
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The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Jokes About Music
Welcome to the harmonious world of musical humor, where laughter and melodies come together to create a symphony of smiles!
Today, we’re tuning up our sense of humor as we dive into a delightful collection of the web’s best jokes about music.
From clever quips about instruments to playful puns about musical genres, this list is a crescendo of comedic delights that’ll have you tapping your foot and humming along with every punchline.
Whether you’re a virtuoso musician or simply enjoy the magic of a well-timed joke, these musical puns are sure to strike a chord and leave you in perfect harmony with laughter.
So, grab your headphones, hit play on your favorite tune, and join us on a laughter-filled journey through our list of the web’s finest music jokes that will have you singing a joyful tune!
What’s the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black eyed peas can sing us a song while chickpeas can only hummus one.
In what key do cows sing?
Beef flat.
What’s the difference between Jon Bon Jovi and Hannibal Lecter?
One is living on a prayer, the other is preying on a liver.
Started a tribute band with some friends and called it “The Books.”
Now nobody can judge us by our covers.
I can tell I’m getting old because my kids don’t want to listen to Whitesnake with me.
So here I go again on my own.
I asked a group of windmills what their favorite type of music was.
They said “well, we’re big metal fans.”
I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
I just can’t stop listening to 1970’s rock bands.
I must be developing OC/DC.
I don’t always whoop.
But when I do, there it is.
Eminem walks into a bar and orders a round of shots.
The bartender says “You only get one shot.”
Did you hear that Elton John bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit?
It’s a little fit bunny…
Bono and The Edge walk into a bar.
The bartender says “Oh no! Not U2 again!”