My son wanted to know what it was like to be a parent.
So I woke him at 2am to tell him my sock came off.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Jokes About Kids
I am trying to teach my son chess but he struggles with the castles.
He keeps making rookie mistakes.
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Me: “That’s a relief. I didn’t like this one either.”
Spent the weekend childproofing the house.
But somehow they got back in. 🤷🏻♂️