Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling very well.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Jokes About Food
Welcome to our scrumptious corner of humor, where we’re about to serve up a delectable feast of food jokes that will leave your taste buds tickled and your funny bone satisfied!
From mouthwatering puns about fruits and veggies to rib-tickling anecdotes about our favorite culinary indulgences, this collection is a delightful fusion of flavor and fun.
Whether you’re a seasoned foodie or just appreciate a good laugh, these jokes are sure to spice up your day and add a dash of humor to your dining table.
So, grab your fork and knife, and get ready to savor a mouthwatering list of food jokes that’ll leave you hungry for more laughter!
Muffins spelled backwards.
Is exactly what you do when you take them out of the oven.
Why does a burger have less energy than a steak?
Because it’s in its ground state.
Did you hear about the fight that broke out at the seafood restaurant?
Battered fish everywhere.
I got fined $50 for sneaking popcorn and a drink into the movie theater.
It’s ok though, it still saved me money.
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
Scientists have recentlv discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive.
It’s called wedding cake.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?
All that was left was de Brie.
I once saw a man that used different cuts of steak to create portraits of people.
It was a rare medium, but well done.
My friends say I’m getting fat, but in my defense…
I’ve had a lot on my plate recently.
My sister made a bet with me that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
What font do they use for the letter noodles in Alphabet Soup?
Times New Ramen.
Did you hear about the new line of Elvis-themed steakhouses?
They will cater to people who love meat tender.
My family asked me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes.
But I can’t quit cold turkey.
An argument erupts during Thanksgiving dinner.
Wife: *Whispers to me*
“Don’t start taking sides this time.”
Me: *Sliding roast potatoes in pocket*
“Why not? They’re too busy yelling to notice.”
Did you know that French fries weren’t originally cooked in France?
They were actually cooked in Greece.
What do you get when a dinosaur mates with a pig?
Jurassic pork