I told my daughter that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning.
She said, “How do you know it was on its way to work?”
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Jokes About Driving
Which actor drives the least?
Christopher Walken.
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “How to drive this thing?”
The roads were so rough, it damaged my laptop.
It was a hard drive.
I got fired from my job as a taxi driver.
Turns out my customers didnt like it when I tried to go the extra mile.
Never blame someone else for the road you are on.
That is your own asphalt.
I couldn’t figure out how the seat belt worked.
Then it just clicked.