The Mediocre Joker

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The Mediocre Joker

Welcome to the dad-a-base

Jokes About Dogs And Cats

Ultimate Dad Jokes

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Because he was afraid of its bark.

Bark Puns / Cat Jokes / Cat Puns / Jokes About Dogs And Cats / Tree Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

If all dogs go to heaven, where do cats go to?

Purrrrrgatory.

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Cat Jokes / Cat Puns / Death Jokes / Dog Jokes / Jokes About Dogs And Cats / Pet Puns

Puns

Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.

Only catscan.

Cat Puns / Corny Cat Jokes / Dog Jokes / Jokes About Dogs And Cats

Ultimate Dad Jokes

What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis.

Cat Puns / Jokes About Animals / Jokes About Dogs And Cats

Ultimate Dad Jokes

It was raining cats and dogs the other day.

I almost stepped in a poodle.

Cat Jokes / Cat Puns / Jokes About Dogs And Cats