The Mediocre Joker

Welcome to the dad-a-base

The Mediocre Joker

Welcome to the dad-a-base

Instrument Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment.

I wanted something with no strings attached.

Instrument Jokes / Jokes About Commitment / Orchestra Jokes / String Puns / Violin Jokes

One Liners

Tripped and hit my head on a snare drum and now I think I have a percussion.

Concussion Jokes / Drum Jokes / Head Injury Jokes / Head Jokes / Injury Jokes / Instrument Jokes / Percussion Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

What do you call a dwarf that keeps the rhythm?

A metro gnome!

Funny Musician Jokes / Gnome Puns / Instrument Jokes / Music Jokes / Music Puns / Rhythm Jokes

Parenting Quotes & Memes

I’d never let my children go to the orchestra.

There’s just too much sax and violins.

Funny Jokes For Adults / Instrument Jokes / Orchestra Jokes / Sax Puns / Saxophone Jokes / Theater Jokes / Violin Jokes / Violin Puns

Ultimate Dad Jokes

I’m offering online air guitar lessons for free.

No strings attached.

Funny Musician Jokes / Guitar Jokes / Instrument Jokes

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris plays the violin with a piano.

Instrument Jokes / Piano Jokes / Violin Jokes