What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Insect Jokes
I’m currently reading a book about a couple of insects who fall in love in an Italian city.
It’s a Rome ants novel.
What’s better than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee!
What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?
French flies!
You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water.
If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant
Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?
She’ll be having her baby in the spring.
What do you call a modest insect?
A humble bee.
What insect has the highest cholesterol?
A butterfly!
What’s worse than an alligator with toothache?
A centipede with athlete’s foot!