My girlfriend gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.
So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she’s sangria then ever.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Husband Wife Jokes
Sometimes I wake up grumpy.
But other times I let her sleep in.
The other day I had just come home from work when my wife ran towards me and tore off all her clothes.
Suddenly my wife flashed before my eyes.
Last night, my wife and I watched three movies back-to-back.
Luckily, I was the one facing the TV.
My girlfriend said if we don’t get married soon she’s gonna kill me.
It’s a matter of wife or death.
My wife threatened to leave me because of my “disgusting habits.”
I was so shocked I nearly choked on my toenails.