What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
Look, grandpa! No hands!
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Hand Puns
I broke my finger today.
On the other hand, I am ok.
Why are your fingers the most reliable part of the body?
You can always count on them.
A man loses three fingers in a work accident.
At the hospital he asks the doctor, “Will I still be able to drive with this hand?”
The doctor replies, “Maybe. But I wouldn’t count on it.”