The Mediocre Joker

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The Mediocre Joker

Welcome to the dad-a-base

Hair Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

Why did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Barber Jokes / Funny Racing Jokes / Hair Jokes / Hair Puns / Haircut Jokes / Racing Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

What do you call a group of people waiting in line to get their haircut?

A barber queue.

Barber Jokes / BBQ Puns / Hair Jokes / Hair Puns

One Liners

I was thinking about shaving both sides of my head, but I probably ought to mullet over.

Hair Jokes / Hair Puns / Mullet Jokes

One Liners

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

Beard Jokes / Body Part Puns / Hair Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

Hair Jokes / Hair Puns / Pavlov Jokes / Psychologist Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

How does the moon cut it’s hair?

Eclipse it.

Hair Jokes / Moon Jokes / Space Puns