Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Ghost Jokes
Welcome to the hauntingly hilarious world of ghost jokes, where laughter and the supernatural converge!
Today, we’re diving into a delightful collection of spooky humor dedicated to the spectral and ethereal beings that go bump in the night.
From clever quips about haunted houses to playful puns about friendly ghosts, this list is a ghostly journey through comedic delights that will have you chuckling like a mischievous specter.
Whether you’re a fearless ghost hunter or just enjoy a good scare with a side of laughter, these jokes are sure to add a touch of spectral humor to your day.
So, grab your ghostly sheet, ready your boo-tiful wit, and join us on a laughter-filled haunting through our list of ghost jokes that will leave you howling with laughter!
Ghosts are such bad liars.
You can see right through them.
I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.
You hear about the latest book on poltergeists?
It’s flying off the shelves.
I was a bit afraid of making breakfast this Halloween morning.
But I ain’t afraid of no toast.
Why did the sad ghost use an elevator?
To lift his spirits.
I just found out my girlfriend is actually a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
A poltrygeist!