The other day I walked past the lead singer of R.E.M.
I thought that I heard him laughing.
The Mediocre Joker
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The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Funny Musician Jokes
Welcome to the harmonious world of musical humor, where laughter and melodies intertwine to create a symphony of smiles!
Today, we’re tuning up our sense of humor as we dive into a delightful collection of the web’s funniest musician jokes that are sure to strike a chord with music lovers and joke enthusiasts alike.
From clever quips about instruments to playful puns about musical genres, this list is a crescendo of comedic delights that’ll have you laughing like a well-rehearsed chorus.
Whether you’re a seasoned musician or simply enjoy the magic of music, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a harmonious blend of laughter and joy to your day.
So, tune your mixer, get ready to hit all the right notes, and join us on a laughter-filled journey through our list of the web’s funniest musician jokes that will leave you applauding for an encore!
What’s the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black eyed peas can sing us a song while chickpeas can only hummus one.
What do you call a dwarf that keeps the rhythm?
A metro gnome!
My pet mouse, Elvis, died last night.
He was caught in a trap.
Billy Joel is not responsible for mapping the Hobbit homeland.
He didn’t chart the Shire.
What’s the difference between Jon Bon Jovi and Hannibal Lecter?
One is living on a prayer, the other is preying on a liver.
Started a tribute band with some friends and called it “The Books.”
Now nobody can judge us by our covers.
I can tell I’m getting old because my kids don’t want to listen to Whitesnake with me.
So here I go again on my own.
My pet mouse, Elvis, died last night.
He was caught in a trap.
I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
I’m offering online air guitar lessons for free.
No strings attached.
Eminem walks into a bar and orders a round of shots.
The bartender says “You only get one shot.”
Did you hear that Elton John bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit?
It’s a little fit bunny…
Neil Diamond has listed his Volvo for sale on eBay.
Swede car online.
Bono and The Edge walk into a bar.
The bartender says “Oh no! Not U2 again!”