Why did the monster go to the barber?
Because he needed a scare cut!
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Funny Kids Jokes
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show.
But Patrick is the star.
My math teacher says I’m pretty good at addition but I’m terrible at subtraction.
I just don’t get the difference.
Why did the book get stitches?
Because it had its appendix removed.
What do you call a red-headed baker?
A ginger bread man!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
What’s a dentist’s favorite time of the day?
Tooth-hurty.
Where do dogs go after losing their tail?
The re-tail store!
Why is Waldo’s shirt striped?
He doesn’t want to be spotted.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling very well.
What do you call the Easter bunny after Easter?
Eggshausted
How did the tree feel when Spring arrived?
It was re-leaved.
What do you call a bear without teeth?
A gummy bear!
What do bees like to chew?
Bumble gum.
In what key do cows sing?
Beef flat.
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday.
I think he must be plotting something.
Continue reading “I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday.”Did you know that alligators can grow up to 15 feet?
But most just have four.
What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A dino-snore.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Ice crispies.
What did the mommy spider say to the baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly!
What’s better than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee!
What kind of snakes live on cars?
Windshield vipers.
What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?
French flies!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their buttquacks.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowntain.
Do you know why I don’t trust atoms?
They make up everything.
I accidentally took my cat’s medicine last night.
Don’t ask meow.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It’s time to sweep!
How do you fix a broken gourd?
With a pumpkin patch.