I’d never let my children go to the orchestra.
There’s just too much sax and violins.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Funny Jokes For Adults
I was in a liquor store and the owner asked me if I needed help.
I replied, “Yes, but I’ll have a bottle of whisky instead.”
I got my wife a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
My wife told me I ruined her birthday.
That’s crazy, I didn’t even know it was her birthday.
I’m still shocked about the streaker at the movie theater.
It was a private showing.