My girlfriend gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.
So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she’s sangria then ever.
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Welcome to a juicy and uproarious adventure that’s bound to tickle your taste buds and leave you in stitches! If you’ve got a penchant for produce and a love for laughter, you’ve come to the right orchard. Today, we’re diving headfirst into a collection of fruit jokes that are as ripe as they come, guaranteed to make even the grumpiest lemon crack a smile.
They say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but what about a bushel of belly laughs? From clever wordplay to witty one-liners, we’ve plucked the ripest selection of fruity humor for your entertainment. Whether you’re a devoted fruitarian or just someone who can’t resist a good old-fashioned pun, these jokes are like the sweetest slices of comedy heaven.
Get ready to peel with laughter as we squeeze out some citrusy chuckles and share some berry amusing anecdotes. After all, life is simply too short to be serious all the time, and what better way to add some zest to your day than with a bunch of fruit-inspired fun? So grab your pineapple punchline and your watermelon witticisms, because we’re about to embark on a fruity frolic through the orchards of hilarity.
So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she’s sangria then ever.
A blueberry.
But I wasn’t sure how to fraise it.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Because he wasn’t peeling very well.
Because they cantaloupe.
Because he couldn’t find a date.
Thanks a bunch.
He let out a little wine.
Then they fried me for no raisin.
He let out a little wine.
At sundae school!
It’s about raisin awareness.