The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Food Puns
My girlfriend broke up with me and took all my pasta.
Now I’m penne-less.
Why did the gnome visit his mother?
To get a gnome cooked meal.
Muffins spelled backwards.
Is exactly what you do when you take them out of the oven.
Due to supply chain challenges, Germany is experiencing a shortage of sausage and cheese.
The government is considering this to be the Wurst-Käse scenario.
Continue reading “Due to supply chain challenges, Germany is experiencing a shortage of sausage and cheese.”To whoever left 5 bananas on my doorstep this morning…
Thanks a bunch.
What do you call a person who doesn’t like pizza?
A weirdough.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Ice crispies.
How do you repair a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
I always knock on the fridge door before I open it.
Just in case theres a salad dressing.
What did one Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?
Cool ranch bro.
My friends say I’m getting fat, but in my defense…
I’ve had a lot on my plate recently.
I woke up this morning to find two birds sitting in the sun in our backyard eating ice cream.
They were basking robins.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Did you know that French fries weren’t originally cooked in France?
They were actually cooked in Greece.
I spend most of my time telling people about the benefits of dried grapes.
It’s about raisin awareness.