The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Food Jokes
Someone once told me that it’s impossible to make puns about vegetables.
I said that’s not nececelery true.
What’s the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black eyed peas can sing us a song while chickpeas can only hummus one.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries.
But I wasn’t sure how to fraise it.
Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
I’ve lost a ton of weight just by wearing bread on my head all day for weeks.
It’s this new loaf hat diet I’m trying out.
Continue reading “I’ve lost a ton of weight just by wearing bread on my head all day for weeks.”My girlfriend broke up with me and took all my pasta.
Now I’m penne-less.
Why did the gnome visit his mother?
To get a gnome cooked meal.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
My wife says I’m getting fat, but in my defense:
I’ve had a lot on my plate recently.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.