At least the lady at the shoe store thinks I’m a 10.
Kinda weird she called me wide though.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Fat Jokes
I’ve lost a ton of weight just by wearing bread on my head all day for weeks.
It’s this new loaf hat diet I’m trying out.
Continue reading “I’ve lost a ton of weight just by wearing bread on my head all day for weeks.”My wife says I’m getting fat, but in my defense:
I’ve had a lot on my plate recently.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
Finally shed my winter fat.
Now I have spring rolls.
My friends say I’m getting fat, but in my defense…
I’ve had a lot on my plate recently.
What do you call a fat vampire?
Morbidly obese.
She leaned over and said, “I love your dad bod.”
I shrugged and replied, “yeah, it’s growing on me.”
Why shouldn’t you make fun of a fat person with a lisp?
They’re thick and tired of it.
Why are demons fat?
Because they hate exorcising.
Why are fat penguins so popular at parties?
They know how to break the ice.
What do you call a fat jack-o-lantern?
A plumpkin!