I recently spotted an albino Dalmatian.
It was the least I could do for him.
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The Mediocre Joker
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The Mediocre Joker
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Dog Jokes
Why can’t people hear a dog whistle?
Because dogs can’t whistle.
Continue reading “Why can’t people hear a dog whistle?”I have a pet tree.
It’s like having a pet dog except the bark is quieter.
Where do dogs go after losing their tail?
The re-tail store!
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.
Only catscan.
When I was a kid, we bought a dog from a blacksmith.
As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
I went to the zoo the other day, but there was only one dog in it.
It was a shitzu.
My neighbor brags that his dog can bring a ball back from nearly half a mile away.
It sounds a bit far-fetched to me.
What do you call an underwater dog?
A subwoofer.