Where do boats go when they’re sick?
To the doc.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Doctor Jokes
I have a condition where I can’t stop telling airport jokes.
My doctor says it’s terminal.
Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
I went to the dermatologist to ask about a suspicious looking mole.
But he said I should’ve just left him in the garden where he belongs.
My doctor told me I’m going deaf.
The news was hard for me to hear.
Why did the book go to the doctor?
Because it’s spine was broken.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling very well.
A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a lawyer, and a doctor walk into a bar.
The bartender takes one look at them and says, “What is this? A joke?”
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly!
I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthetic.
He said “go ahead, knock yourself out!”
Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf.
I haven’t heard from him since.