Dentist: Open up please.
Me: It all started when I was young.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Dentist Jokes
Welcome to the world of dental humor, where the sound of laughter echoes through the waiting room and flossing becomes a comedic act.
We all know that visiting the dentist can be a nerve-wracking experience, but fear not, as we’ve gathered a collection of jokes that will surely bring a smile to your face, even with your mouth full of dental tools.
From toothy puns that leave us grinning to humorous anecdotes about dental visits, these jokes are sure to brush away any worries and floss away your stress.
So, sit back in the dental chair, open wide, and get ready to giggle your way through a side-splitting list of jokes about the dentist.
My dental hygienist recently won the local ‘Best Teeth Cleaning’ award.
She keeps the plaque on her desk.
What do you call it when the dentist pulls the wrong tooth?
An acci-dental procedure.
Dentists always ask dumb questions like “When’s the last time you flossed?”
Like man, you were there!
What’s a dentist’s favorite time of the day?
Tooth-hurty.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I’ll fill you in when I get back.
What did the judge say to the dentist when he had a toothache?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Why did the iPhone go to the dentist?
It had a blue tooth.
What did Plato’s dentist study?
Flossophy.