My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me.
I had some pretty big shoes to fill.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Dating Jokes
My date stood me up at the movie theater.
I had to sit back down after getting yelled at by the family behind me.
Continue reading “My date stood me up at the movie theater.”I gave my French wife a pendant with “le monde” inscribed in it.
It means the world to her.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me.
I had some pretty big shoes to fill.
My girlfriend said if we don’t get married soon she’s gonna kill me.
It’s a matter of wife or death.
I created a dating site for Slavic chess enthusiasts.
It’s called CzechMate.
I don’t always meet a nice girl.
But when I do, I meet her boyfriend 10 minutes later.