I tell dad jokes.
Sometimes he laughs.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Cringy Dad Jokes
Get ready to experience a mix of delight and cringe as we delve into a collection of classic dad jokes!
These puns are so cheesy and bad that they’ll have you simultaneously laughing and groaning.
From timeless one-liners to clever wordplay, these dad jokes combine charm and corniness in equal measure.
So, sit back, relax, and get ready for an adventure filled with eye-rolls and bursts of laughter. Let the pun-filled journey begin!
At least the lady at the shoe store thinks I’m a 10.
Kinda weird she called me wide though.
After committing theft and arson, a psychic gnome is on the run from authorities.
In other words, there is a small medium at large.
Next week is diarrhea awareness week.
Runs until Friday.
Kid: “Dad, what’s ET short for?
Dad: “Probably because he’s got tiny legs.”
I don’t always tell dad jokes.
But when I do, he laughs.
I got in a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.
The odds were against me.
I don’t have a “dad bod.”
I like to refer to it as a “father figure.”
A man was admitted to hospital after swallowing 6 plastic horses.
His condition has been described as stable.
I don’t always tell dad jokes.
But when I do, he laughs.
A guy walks into a bar…
And is immediately disqualified from the limbo contest.
I wanted to watch the World Origami Championship on TV.
But it was only on paper view.
To whoever stole my anti depressants…
I hope you’re happy now.
Never trust a train.
They have loco motives.
The only time it’s good to yell out “I have diarrhea!” is when you’re playing Scrabble.
Because it’s worth a crap load of points.
Why did Dracula not want to attend the business meeting?
He was afraid of the stakeholders.
I’ve been teaching myself to juggle clocks.
People are saying I’ve got too much time on my hands.
What happens when you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow?
You get two animals in a baaad moood.
How do you clean a pig?
Ham sanitizer.
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
The bartender shows them the door and says “We don’t serve your type.”
Did you hear about the man who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the No Bell prize.
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
The re-tail store!
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “What do you want?” The man says, “Oh, just some fruit punch.”
The bartender sighs and shakes his head, “If you want punch, you’re gonna have to wait in line.” The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
My teacher always said not to worry about correct spelling, because we have autocorrect.
And for that I am infernally grapefruit.