In what key do cows sing?
Beef flat.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Cow Jokes
My friend asked me to help round up his 47 cows.
“Sure,” I said, “50”
What happens when you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow?
You get two animals in a baaad moood.
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What kind of car does a rich cow drive?
A cattlelac.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What did the cow say to her calf?
It’s pasture bed time!
Where do cows go on their first date?
To the mooooovies.