The Mediocre Joker

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The Mediocre Joker

Welcome to the dad-a-base

Costume Puns

One Liners

Thinking of going as a band-aid for Halloween this year, but it’d probably be hard to pull off.

Bandaid Puns / Costume Puns / Halloween Costume Puns / Halloween Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

I dressed up as a screwdriver this past Halloween.

It wasn’t the best costume but I still turned a lot of heads.

Costume Puns / Halloween Jokes / Tool Jokes / Tool Puns

Ultimate Dad Jokes

I was thinking of going as a band-aid for Halloween, but then decided against it.

It would be really hard to pull off.

Bandaid Puns / Costume Puns / Halloween Dad Jokes / Halloween Jokes