The Mediocre Joker

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The Mediocre Joker

Welcome to the dad-a-base

Coffee Puns

Ultimate Dad Jokes

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?

Sanka.

Coffee Jokes / Coffee Puns / Titanic Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Depresso.

Coffee Puns / Drink Puns / Espresso Puns

Ultimate Dad Jokes

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Coffee Jokes / Coffee Puns / Police Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Coffee Puns / Drink Puns / Hipster Jokes

Puns

How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Coffee Puns / Hebrew Jokes / Moses Jokes