The Mediocre Joker

Welcome to the dad-a-base

The Mediocre Joker

Welcome to the dad-a-base

Clothing Puns

Ultimate Dad Jokes

I’ve officially entered the town’s annual “Tightest Hat Competition.”

I’m just hoping that I can pull it off.

Clothing Jokes / Clothing Puns / Competition Puns / Hat Jokes / Hat Puns

Ultimate Dad Jokes

How do you warm up a room after it’s been painted?

Give it a second coat!

Clothing Puns / House Jokes / Paint Jokes / Paint Puns

One Liners

My Visa declined at the sweater store, so the cashier had to ask for my cardigan.

Clothing Puns / Credit Card Jokes / Jokes About Clothes / Sweater Puns

One Liners

Would making nun’s clothing be considered habit forming?

Clothing Puns / Jokes About Clothes / Nun Jokes

One Liners

I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.

Clothing Jokes / Clothing Puns / Jokes About Time / Time Puns / Watch Puns