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Candy Puns
Indulge your sweet tooth as we step into the delectable world of candy humor, where sugary delights meet clever wordplay.
From lollipop puns that make us lick our lips to witty quips about chocolate bars that leave us snickering, this collection of jokes will have you craving for more laughs.
Whether you’re a candy connoisseur or just have a soft spot for puns, these sugary sweet jests are sure to brighten your day and add a touch of sweetness to your mood.
So, unwrap the laughter and savor a delightful assortment of puns about candy that will surely tickle your taste buds and tickle your funny bone.
What kind of candy do Catholics eat on Sundays?
Sacramints.
What do you call a bear without teeth?
A gummy bear!
What’s the worst part about movie theater candy prices?
They’re always raisinet.
I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got that from.
He replied, “I always have a few twix up my sleeve.”